One time I sponsored a kickstarter at the thousand dollar level and got a painted rubber duck Let’s say your regularly scheduled house cleaning crew co…
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Can we extend them the same courtesies we were extended? The "first date" in any potential romantic relationship holds a lot of outsized sway over how …
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Don't truncate the table before the hot swap is completed Many food products include labels about their ingredients and how they were prepared. One ang…
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If we're both in the engine room, then who is steering the ship?! Apple, Inc. recently announced that all of their facilities are 100% powered by green…
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The avenues all run north-south I wasn't alive for this time period, but if popular portrayals like "Mad Men" can be believed, the middle of the 20th c…
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I can never remember which to run from and which to stay still around I think it'd be a pretty fun prank to put a bunch of bear noises into a backgroun…
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When you're going after the big fish make sure you bring the right bait I'd like to think that somewhere in America there is a high school couple who a…
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The lead guitarist bought the world's tiniest mandolin at an auction When I see what are meant to be temporary displays of in-group signaling like "I v…
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A rainbow made only of non-visible light colors I like overhearing people who are discussing the idea that the lottery jackpot has finally gotten "high…
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Does this also count for vests? When someone is describing another person and wants to convey that they are a real standup sort of guy who would help y…
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Some of these solid rock hits are actually soft rock hits There's nothing wrong with falling asleep on a long train ride, but it seems pretty likely th…
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Dragon raising is equal parts art and science and luck At professional sporting events, there will often be "air bikes" on the sidelines for the player…
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