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When the armada gets lost in the fog, some of the fog gets enlightened by the armada
Every time I reset my password at a financial institution and then like a week later I get a physical paper in the mail confirming that I did this, it’s…
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A list of every science fiction film which accurately predicted a future innovation that came to be a real thing in the actual non-fictional…
Jumping into a warm pot of water to join the frog mid-boil With the games of the XXXII Olympiad merely a week or so away many people are coming down…
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A simple solution to a complex issue
Bumper cars but where the cars are made of soap bubbles I was thinking about those “in case of emergency, break glass” boxes that have like panic…
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There was a whole jumble of fruit seeds contained in the fruit seed jar
A jungle cat battles a non-jungle cat in a board game based in a jungle In a famous SNL skit which is a pretend episode of Behind the Music depicting…
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A commemorative stamp to commemorate the first time a commemorative stamp was issued
The canonical order for a parade is to put the parade leader first in line When I first heard the term “fly by wire” in reference to flying airplanes…
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You could twist around the entire exterior surface, but had to contort and blur your vision to even glimpse the inside
The alarm clock rang to an empty household The region of La Mancha, in central Spain, famously has a bunch of windmills in it, as catalogued by Miguel…
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The pattern was totally full of static, but when we looked deeper into the static we found it was utterly full of pattern as well
Imagine a really tall person in a really short bed and a really short person in a really long bed Fans of folk music will sometimes discuss the time…
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